White Van Speaker Scam

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Words and music by Matt Bartlett

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White Van Speaker Scam

Who's that rolling up in the pick-up truck
Got something for me
I wanna sell you this super sweat stereo
That I got for free
Say it again say it again fella
I don't know if I understand
He said I'm selling you this stereo cheap
In the store it cost 3 grand

Well I'm just getting gas, I ain't got no cash
Say what you got in your wallet? All I need's a hundred more
I'm just filling my tank, don't wanna hit no bank
Don't worry my good sir, there's an ATM in the store
And so I must concede, I overcome by greed
And blinded by circumstance, I never saw the score

It was a white van speaker scam
Whoa
White van speaker scam
I said now motherfucker and goddamn
Whoa
White van speaker scam

Well what's with the secret operation
Why the great deal on this gear
I'm just a speaker guy
Need some money for some beer
I said I got to know,
yea got to know the facts
He said it was the best there is
A brand called Paramax

Well now I should have known, and when I got it home
That sweet little stereo didn't sound so fucking hot
No it buzzed and screamed; It acted something mean
Didn't take me all that long to figure out that I'd got got
And to avoid this mess, and save yourself the stress
Don't buy no speakers in no Hess parking lot

It was a white van speaker scam
Whoa
White van speaker scam
I said now motherfucker and goddamn
Whoa
White van speaker scam

credits

from Whiskey & Oatmeal EP, released November 16, 2012

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